Odrama Bin Ladin

THE MEDIA SAYS:

"Bin Laden was killed in a military operation in Pakistan that U.S. President Barack Obama ordered today, Obama said.

Obama said he was told last August that the United States had developed a possible lead on bin Laden - intelligence on bin Laden hiding in a compound in Pakistan. Obama said he determined last week that the United States had actionable intelligence.

Today at my direction, the United States directed a targeted operation against that compound," Obama said.
Bin Laden was killed after a firefight, and forces took custody of his body, the president said. No Americans were harmed, Obama said."

MAIN STREAM CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SAY:

"Although Osama Bin Laden's death is being celebrated today, the announcement is about 6 1/2 years late. I remember when  Bin Laden died and today is not the day. [snip]Shot??? Yeah!! after he had been captured 6 1/2 years ago. If I had known that they would cover up the real announcement 6 1/2 years ago, after they said  he had been CAPTURED. I would have saved it. It was in the morning and covered up by noon. Not a word about the mission, no word they thought they had him but it was someone else, there was no announcement of taliban leaders being killed, no announcement they got taliban fighters. No announcement the mistakenly got civilians. The mission completely disappeared. [snip] I said that Obama would pull something out of his hat in the middle east just in the nick of time. Unthawing Bin Laden after he has been replaced by a live guy most likly our guy ,is the right time. Won't hurt the polesand the fall election either. Got the news away for Trump and his birth record."

THE REAL TRUTH:

Back in 2004, during a Secret Military Mission by a Black Ops cooperative effort by the CIA and US military, Osama Bin Laden was captured by Navy SEALs and replaced with a look-alike clone who had been raised in secret by the CIA and trained to pass as Bin Laden.  The mission code name was: Desert Smoke and Mirrors.  George W. Bush put him in place to feed information to the White House about Al Quaida and keep America safe from Terrorists.  When the administration changed, Obama started using the information to let through some of the Most Ridiculous Terrorist plots (Explosive Underpants anyone?) in order to put through Draconian security measures with the FAA.  It's all a plot for him to get naked pictures of every American to be used for Blackmail during the next elections.  When Trump started rattling Obama's plans, he carried out this diversion to derail Trump, who is Very Close to the Truth (Obama wasn't born in Yemen, he is a infiltrator from Alpha Centauri!).  Think it was a coincidence this came so soon after Trump forced Obama to create a fake birth certificate?
As you can see, the conspiracy theorists were on the right track.  They just didn't take it far enough.