raison d'etre

The lack of creativity in today's conspiracy theories is appalling. In my day, people who pointed to little green men or men in black were the fringe element, but today, that's everyone's excuse. Here, now, I propose we bring new life and blood to the ideas of the conspiracy world. I just happen to know some very creative people who can help me do it.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Air Bags

Air bags.

How the hell did the FAA decide THAT one was OK? I mean you're driving down the road and suddenly one of those damned toupee possums jumps out in front of your car and WHAM, the air bag goes off POW right in your face! No real damage, but how the hell are you supposed to control the car now both your front tires are flat?
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